A man gets home early 4rm work & hears strange noises coming 4rm d
bedroom. He rushes upstairs 2 find his wife naked on d bed, sweating
& panting. "What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," she says.. He rushes downstairs 2 grab d
phone 4 ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes
up & says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in ur closet &
he's got no clothes on! "D man slams d phone & storms upstairs 2 d
bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open d wardrobe door. Sure ,
his broda,totally naked, "U b*stard," d man says," my wife is having a
heart attack & U̶̲̥̅̊ 're running around naked scaring d kids!"
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