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Akpors Releases 2012/2013 Kidnappers Ransom Rates

NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF KIDNAPPERS PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT:

This is the Official 2012/13 Ransom Rates!!!:

1. Finance Minister's mum: $1B,

2. Petroleum Minister's Mum:$2B,

3. CBN gov's Mum: $2.5B,

4. VP's Mum: $4B,

5. President's Mum: 2013 budget,

6. Any gov's Mum: $1.5B.

7. Banker's wife or husband: #5 Million or at least one Honda EOD.

8. Relations to Journalists: One leather bag of Yahuza chicken with massa

9. Relations to lecturers: N1,500 MTN Recharge Card.

ADVERT:
"Show Your Loved Ones That You Care, Pay Their Ransom!"

Sign .... Akpos=)) :keep ur mama well o

Akpors Send a Mail to Facebook after getting Blocked from Adding Ekaete

After blocking Akpors from sending friend request to Ekaitte, he wrote a letter to fb.

Dear Facebook,
It's with great pleasure that I write to you. Firstly, allow me to express my sincere thanks to you for allowing me to be on you and indeed for giving me thousands of cyber friends. Further thanks for allowing me to
keep in touch with my loved ones. But I have a few observations to make.

1. When a man updates their status, they'll get 2 likes and 3 comments from their former classmates and 0 friend requests... but if the same status is updated by a lady, they get 170 likes, 350 comments and 470 friend
requests... Why are you tolerating Gender Discrimination?

2. People who don't even have licence in real life have cars on fb... Why do you allow blackmailing?

3. People who are kept and not working in real life are CEOs on fb... Why do you allow scams?

4. Everyone writes prayers on fb but in real life they never have time to kneel down and pray... Why don't you remind them that you are not God?

5. Everyone on fb likes to see a status pronouncing blessings on them but they never bless others in real life... Can't you stop that selfishness?

6. If facebook is about meeting and making new friends, why do you block me when I try doing so? Must I know everyone? Lemme send d request to Ekaitte, she stays in my street.

Please look into these issues.
Yours' concerned addict, Akpors.

Doctors Jokes

Peter says. Doctor, I see double! Sit on the chair please the doctor says. Which one? Peter replied.

Kid Jokes

A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression “carrying a child” instead of “pregnant,” but the girl seemed satisfied. Sometime later, a terrible fire broke out in the neighborhood, and the girl stood by watching. Here is how she described the scene to her parents: “There wasthis big fire, and a fireman ran into the house, and when he came out, he was pregnant.”

Photo: Meet the baboon that gives a F*uck

Sometimes when animals do some things human were not even born to do, one as no choice than to marvel at the level of performance and similarity. Check out this baboon comfortable with showing us its middle finger.